The Play Package at The Arch London
could be the fantasy break you’ve been waiting for. Your night’s stay includes
an intimacy box, filled with treats including an all-important Do Not Disturb
sign. If you can be
enticed away from your sumptuous room and various toys and games, the hotel
restaurant will be hosting a special aphrodisiac four-course
menu. 
For the ultimate dirty weekend out of town, head for bohemian Brighton. With its laid-back beach town attitude, ‘London-on-Sea’ has seen it all and has plenty to keep you both in trouble. Designed to lower inhibitions and lead you into temptation, the Hotel Pelirocco’s Play Room features an eight-foot round bed, a mirrored ceiling, a pole dancing area, a giant plunge bath and its own entrance to the street. Book a LoveBird package for Valentine’s weekend.
If you're more of an old-fashioned romantic, head to the Byron Brasserie at Byron's ancestral home, now the Colwick Hall Hotel, Nottingham, for fine dining and classic cocktails by the fireplace. Uncover the paintings of the Lord’s past lovers and lyrics penned by the Romantic poet.
Don’t forget to bring your velvet handcuffs when you check
into The Oxford Mal.
This former prison turned luxury hotel offers a 15-person disco shower, a
‘balcony’ sleeping area and bath ‘on the landing’. This Valentine’s Day, the Malmaison has created a
VIP package that includes a 4-course Valentine’s menu, cocktails, chocolate
covered strawberries and a full English breakfast for £218
per couple. There is also the option of getting locked-in with your loved one
for a quirky take on the romantic dinner.
